Ain't that a kick in the head?

[TWSOH]

The muggle studies professor and head of Gryffindor house was rushed to the infirmary yesterday after being kicked in the face by the chief centaur, Rhodeseus.

Rumors include:

• He was messing about with a muggle contraption called a car and upset the centaur so it kicked him.
  
• Kaylin pissed off the centaur and he got kicked protecting her.
  
• The centaur did it for no reason and just freaked out.