Dear Hedwig, My little Brother was recently attacked by an entire group of garden gnomes, and as you know their bite has the ability to suddenly increase one's creativity, and I guess this goes for the tone deaf as well because his opera singing is horrible! I don't know what to do! Please help! ~My Ears are Bleeding
Dear My Ears are Bleeding, Have you tried using the Silencing Charm on him? If that doesn't work try transfiguring him into an owl, maybe then his opera singing might actually sound nice. ~ Hedwig