Dear Hedwig, My boyfriend claimed to have made a new potion for making my hair not so frizzy. Being the idiot that I am, I tried it out even though he failed potions class last year and now my hair looks like green mud. What should I do? ~Mud head
Dear Mud Head, Have you tried using the eat slugs curse on him? Slugs go well with mud. Perhaps then he would learn not to use you for a test dummy. ~ Hedwig